Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Get 'em While They're HOT!- Carrot Cupcakes

Mindy's Version


If a person without a nose came into my apartment and saw me sitting here, they'd think that I just got done with a run. It's about 92 * outside today, which means it's about 122* in my place, which means I'm sweating, and barely clothed...and that was before I set the oven to 325*. Have I set the stage enough to describe the agony I went through to make this week's Carrot Cupcakes? Back to the person without a nose, I feel bad for you. For more reasons than one, but currently because these cupcakes are in the oven and smell amazing. I guess it pays to actually add spices when a recipe calls for it, I can actually smell the ground ginger and cinnamon! I can only imagine  how great it would smell if I splurged for the $9.00 ground cloves and $12.00 (yes dollars) real vanilla bean. The Barefoot Contessa (Ina Garten) always uses the vanilla bean... but she also lives in the Hamptons and probably has air conditioning.

 Initially looking at this recipe I'm thinking it might actually be somewhat healthy... no butter, carrots, golden raisins (which I was really excited to buy) and some solid spices that when usually added overcompensate for lack of real flavor.. ha like the butter. Martha even goes to say that "Unfrosted carrot cupcakes make delicious snacks", well yeah no duh, don't all cupcakes make delicious snacks? Let's be serious, 1 and a half cups of oil and 2 cups of sugar quickly turned this batter into a caloric catastrophe. She clearly doesn't realize that her "snack" would constitute a whole meal on the Weight Watchers system.

 I've read through the recipe multiple times, making sure I have all the ingredients (lesson learned last week) and I start shredding the carrots. Have you ever seen 1 pound of shredded carrots? I went through 2 different graters to get the job done, and only grated my finger once. Martha says to mix all the wet ingredients together, including the raisins. This batter looks disgusting. Probably close to the Easter Bunny's puke after his night long binge of carrots, jelly beans and chocolate. But it smells good. Add the dry goods and of course I have to taste test the batter. (Because I know how it should taste, not.) It tastes good too. At this point I'm starting to think my Aunt Klaudia's reign of "best carrot cake recipe" is coming to an end (no offense). And, I'm going to have to tap into my extra ww points for the week.

The frosting is a cream cheese frosting. Duh. Nothing goes better with carrot cake, than cream cheese frosting. I've actually made Martha's CC frosting before, so I knew what I was getting into. I halved the recipe, because the first time I made it I had leftovers and used it as a vegetable dip...uhhh talk about puke. I had to laugh when she says to use the butter and cream cheese at room temperature... if she only knew. She toasts coconut to dress the top with, and I decide this is an excellent idea. I wish you all could bite into this thing, it's delicious. Move over Aunt Klaudia. I'll be having salad for dinner.

 Cupcake Stats:
Martha says this recipe makes 24, it made me: 30
Weight Watcher points: 5 for the cupcake, 2 for the CC frosting (and you thought veggies were 0)

** Special note** Aunt Klaudia, keep baking yours.. it is family tradition after all!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Let the Games Begin- Chocolate Chip Cupcakes

I'm sure that Martha knows better than to bake while in a rush. I, on the other hand, feel I work best under a time crunch. It's like I'm on Iron Chef. You've seen the show, chefs battling their creativity all around a secret ingredient. Food is flying, knives are chopping and Alton Brown is in an hour-long frenzy. In order to prep my Kitchen Stadium I had to make a quick run to the grocery store. Glancing at the ingredient list on page 22 (there are a lot of intro pages in Martha's book-- of course) I quickly jotted down everything I needed to bake her Chocolate Chip Cupcakes. Ok ready to go. I had exactly 2 hours to bake before meeting my boyfriend for dinner. (I do like cupcakes, but I have a life...) Oh funny thing about the ingredients! guess what the star of the frosting is, yup unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder. Day 1, and already outside my "normal ingredient" boundaries. I couldn't find the Dutch kind, so regular CP had to do. I also got generic brand chocolate chips instead of the "best-quality" kinda Martha recommends. Anyways, all is well with the recipe, even catching Martha's tricky late addition of 1 extra tbsp of cake flower at the end. I'm practically Martha until it's time to add the sugar and my sugar jar has bottomed out. Secret ingredient #1, is missing. I need 1 3/4 cups, and have barely 3/4. (Oh also this happened with the vanilla extract... I was a little short but just let it slide) Ok, so WWMD? Martha would send someone out to her sugar mill that she built out of toothpicks and fetch her the last cup. I on the other hand resorted to my colored sugar sprinkles... purple to be specific. Topped off the 3/4 cup and mixed it in. That is when I realized I needed to Martha-up and ask my neighbors for the freaking cup of sugar. Thank God they were home, awkward either way. Sugar is done and I see what's next on Martha's list. 5 egg whites, ok I always have eggs, nbd. Well, apparently the day I decide I want to be Martha Stewart, I don't have eggs. Secret ingredient #2, not there. Run (literally) to the quick-e-mart and after I've convinced the guy I want uncooked eggs and not hard-boiled... I'm home. Finish the batter, which is overflowing out of my bowl. Load up my Transformer paper liners (Martha would approve of the nice personal touch) and pop all 3 trays! in the oven which has pre-heated for so long I feel my precious (slightly purple-- damn sprinkles) are entering the gates of Hell. Shower for my date. Did I mention it's August and I don't have air conditioning? Timer dings, they're done. I decide that the frosting can wait until tomorrow so it's fresh for my Transformer loving friend's bbq. Plus, maybe they'll be less purple in the morning. I guess I need to re-evaluate my successes in a time crunch.

Kitchen Stadium is calm again...judgement pending.

Cupcake Stats:
Martha says this recipe makes 30. It made me : 36
Weight Watcher points (if you're into that): 6
Martha's Version


Mindy's Version